No One Here But Me

Since everyone is out of the office today and I am pretty much alone in this place, I decided to check things out. They told me my key would open most doors in this building.

They lied.

I tried and it definitely didn't open MOST of them. At least it opened this one that goes to the attic.

But this building is still way cool.

There is a conference room with a fridge where people who have meetings keep their leftovers. Guess who gets to eat the leftovers...

The bathrooms smell really good and they have marble stalls. I threw up in there recently. Gross.

I can wear my hair in a ponytail everyday because I never see anyone that I would need/feelthedesire to impress.

I answer phones and look at blogs all day. In the last 6 1/2 hours, 2 people have called.

Downer: the drinking fountains never get cold. BUT, the conference room also has a water cooler with delicious cool water for me to use at my leisure.

There is a faux 4th floor that actually just goes to the balcony of this little beauty:

Sidenote: This is also the room where I met JEW back in the good old days of 2006.

Yeah, I like this place.