When I was at the Creamery I saw a couple from our old ward buying HALF a gallon of milk. Okaaaay. I could barely hold the three gallons of milk while I was standing in line, plus I was buying five times as much as them. I looked like a fool.
Then...
I put two gallons of milk in my basket and one in a sack on my handlebars. I was looking good. The whole way home I was going super slow because the gallon weight on the right side of my handlebars was making me drift to that side and I couldn't control my bike very well with the weight.
| The milks. And yes, I park my bike in our spare room. I don't like bike racks, okay? |
Sidenote: in order to make it so that Riley would not be distracted, I got myself a chick-flick from the Red Box. I told him I was doing him a favor because if I got some action movie like Ghost Protocol, he would have wanted to watch it with me, so I had to get the chick flick. But really I just wanted to watch Like Crazy. And I did. And I liked it.
I love love love LOVE your stories!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou liked it?! I HATED that movie.
ReplyDeleteI know how it feels to have a dairy accident like that...I'll lend you my orthopedic boot if you ever need one.
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