Sick Day

Being sick when you're married is SO much better than when you're single.

Your sweet husband comes home from school and skips his last two classes so he can take care of you.
He buys you gatorade, saltines, 7Up and Chicken Noodle Soup.
He holds your hair and rubs your back while you're throwing up.
Then he cleans the toilet and pretends its not the most disgusting thing ever.
He goes and gets the most chicky flick from the Red Box for you.
He brings you Chicken Noodle Soup in bed and gets you anything you need.
He watches an episode of the Bachelor with you until you fall asleep.

I never want to be sick like that again, but if Riley's there, it won't be so bad.